Onli in Da Pilipins!

Some Do’s and A Don’t:

• When caught lying…blame God for the change of heart.
• When caught cheating…implore your friendly bishops to rationalize the sin.
• When caught stealing…send greedy husband into exile.
• When caught accepting bribe…bring down the “borjer” man.
• When caught giving out bribes…feign ignorance.
• When all else fail…make fertilizer out of your enemies.
• Just never resign!

Proven 100% effective! Wanna bet? Check out who’s still our president.