Onli in Da Pilipins!
Some Do’s and A Don’t:
- When caught lying…blame God for the change of heart.
- When caught cheating…implore your friendly bishops to rationalize the sin.
- When caught stealing…send greedy husband into exile.
- When caught accepting bribe…bring down the “borjer” man.
- When caught giving out bribes…feign ignorance.
- When all else fail…make fertilizer out of your enemies.
- Just never resign!
Proven 100% effective! Wanna bet? Check out who’s still our president.
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